To: Paige@ninetynineproblemsandaninfantisoneofthem.com
From: Lauren@lowcrawl4life.com
Subject: We need to talk
Hey P-
It's me, your sister. Got a hold of The Mother's laptop while she is busy watching Fake Housewives of Who Knows Where. Want to know what you are doing right now? You are napping. Amateur. I napped too. For about 10 minutes. Just long enough for The Mother to think she may get something done and then BAM wide awake! Write that down.
The Mother just said that a new Poop has been chosen, all the way in Italy. Yea ok, I have plenty of new poop right here...what's the big deal?
Anyways, wanted to let you know a few things. First, you know how you go to bed at 7:30? Another amateur move. The Mother and The Father eat ice cream after 7:30! And they watch cool tv shows! You are really missing out. Also, you know that small blue dog that you carry around? The one you have named "Baby Dog?" Well, technically that is MINE. Grandpa Gary and Grandma Kathy got it for me...I appreciate you naming it and all but...let's just say there will be some changes just as soon as I figure out how to get it away from you. Also, the toy that The Mother brought home last night? MINE.
Hopefully this email has been informative and helped to clear up a few things.
Love and drool,
L
Omg Kim you are so funny. Uncle John says you need to keep all this stuff and write a book one day and become rich!
ReplyDeleteHahaha this is so funny Kim!!
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